Jokes on Twitter

@PEMBIMBINGUTAMA / BAMBANG WIDODO is a Twitter account, whose special parts are:

  1. The admin only gives reply baits and they only deal with nothing but “small talks” (even though the admin is actually a lecturer)~
  2. Using capslock for the typing to give funny impression.
  3. The replies matters, coz they’re entertaining.

Example:

“HOW COME IT HASN’T RAINED AT MY HOUSE?”

Chosen Replies:

“In my analyse, that’s because the rain water hasn’t fallen to your house, sir”

“If it has happened for three years, just expect for a doomsday”. He replied:”but a few days ago it rained”, the replier: “if so, that means the rain is being tiresome”

“you should drag your house then”

“you shouldn’t be in your house, isn’t the rain outside your house?”

“perhaps your house hasn’t got registered (for accepting the rain)”

“perhaps there is an undercovered rain shaman in your house”

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