Even The sunray cannot penetrate the (dark) cloud. Jakarta from 10th floor. 👌
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Friendship between Syrian Kids and An Indonesian Peacekeeping Army
The kid seems to be a fast learner. He can speak Indonesian. “Satu dua tiga” = “one two three”.
The kid asks the army to visit his home. 👇
Snacks for the kids. 👇
Usually Indonesians love kids. How come adults befriend kids?
Is it because kids don’t play drama??? 😂😂
Multilingualists in Action
In this scene, the guy with black cloth speak Javanese, English, Maduranese. The guy with blue cloth speaks Javanese and English. And the girl speaks Javanese, Mandarin and English.
If added with Indonesian, they each can speak — at least — 4 languages. (Actually the guy with blue cloth is also good at Arabic).
Indonesia 🇮🇩 is packed with various languages ~ more than 700 languages.
Simple Way to Make Your Wife Happy
Let her choose one of two options, either it pleases her i.e. going out for fun, riding a car, going cuisine, or something she does not really like, i.e. going to cheap drink stall, watching soccer, or even pranking her: from planned buying a bag or shoes to be buying rims ~ it will strengthen the relationship through hilarious communication.
Chris Martin, Still, with the Joke “Lend Me 100”
“Lend me 100” joke is not expired yet. And in Coldplay concert a few days ago, Chris Martin still goes with that joke, in pantun recitation: 👇👇👇
giat belajar biar lulus
apa kabar kota jakarta, boleh dong pinjam seratus
translation:
Study hard to graduate
How are you the city of Jakarta?
Will you lend me a hundred?
😂😂😂
Note:
the clue of pantun is at the edge words of the sentences with the similar sounds, which in Chris’s pantun applies for the word “lulus” and “seratus”.
Is Jakarta Really ‘Special’?
Dunno. You decide 😊


Can Jakarta Compete Bali?
Not yet 😂😂😂
It needs a hardworking to do so. 👌
In case some of you, perhaps, haven’t known, let me inform this: 👇👇👇
As Jakarta is part of Indonesia, 🇮🇩 Bali is also part of Indonesia.
Both are provinces.
Hilarious Line in Mandalika MotoGP: “Pinjam Dulu Seratus”
At least Francesco Bagnaia, Maverick Vinales and Fabio Quartararo became hilarious with the joke “Pinjam Dulu Seratus” (= lend me 100 first).

Don’t know why it sounds funny and becomes hits among local people. There is no point on it but everybody laugh when hearing such a joke which can be inserted in any conversation with any topic.
Yes, we are used with such funny lines since a long time ago that we don’t even know who firstly initiate those lines. It became popular without explanation.
For instance :
Kamu tanya? = Are you asking?
Bodo amat = what a heck
Tapi bohong = but it’s a lie (“but what I have told you is a lie”)
Bercanda bercanda = kidding kidding
Aku ra popo (Javanese) = I’m okay (even though I had a bad luck, for example)
Mana tahan = How can I bear it?
All of the lines are expressed in cheerful moments only, during chat or conversation.
Say, somebody asks you a little help, you can say “pinjam dulu seratus”~
Who was the videographer of “the first man landed on the moon”?
Roasting in Nahdlatul Ulama (an Islamic Social Organization)

Translation:
“At NU (Nahdlatul Ulama) joking while roasting is actually a normal thing. In fact, it is a sign of love and closeness”